Great Aberrations - Part Un

I wonder if the world would be upside down, when we would look at the sky we would actually see the earth; so we mortals floating on the inner atmosphere could start a religion based on the fear of being crushed by the gods.

I wish I had an eye on the top of my tongue, to see the shawarma coming closer and to have even more appetite. The only setback would be accidentally biting the tongue .... ouch

I wish that we could never get drunk, no matter how much beer we drink. The lowest state will be the euphoric one, when are still articulate and happy, without feeling sick or sleepy. And the amount of beer drank should be reflected in the duration of the happy drunkenness state - 3 beers ( 2 hours), 10 beers (8 hours) ....

I wish that the speed we travel would be limited to how much we hurry to arrive at a certain place. So we would walk with an incredible speed when we are late and a snail like speed when we have plenty of time. I wonder how much it would take for anyone to complete his life's journey :D

I wonder how much of a claustrophobic a man will get, by being caught in a body of a fish; Retaining full conscience, but only being able to move the tail, the fins and breathing under water. An if another human would like raw fish ( like Gollum), how strange would be to see up-close the eye on the top of the fisherman's tongue... brrrr

I wonder how it would be that only persons that can get along would be allowed to understand each other when speaking. This will ease a lot the pair selection process.

I wonder how it would be to clench your thirst with food and to eat water. "It's burning today, I'm dying of thirst, please give me a steak and French fries cocktail, but make it very hot!!! - And nothing to eat ? - No I just had three courses of staled water at home"

If everyone would have a square body - square shaped head, square shaped body, hand and feet, then it would be allot easier to customize clothing.

I wonder how it would be if only one football team would exist in the whole world, and every fan would go home after the game happy that their favorite team has won ... again

I wonder if I would put all my craziness into something useful, what I could accomplish - I see two possibilities - change the whole world to a beautiful serene, heavenly place or ... not !!!